Gar! Have just discovered beautiful hand-made-in-Britain satchels from Zatchels online. Prices start at a squillion pounds*, so I hope Santa has won Euromillions this year.
In the unlikely event that I should come into some money in the near future I will buy one of these, but if not, I shall just quietly dribble to myself.
*Not that specsfiles is prone to slight exaggeration, but they actually range from £99-£115 depending on the size you choose.